As Had as a Matter
You'd think him quite barking mad
up until you heard him purr;
but you've realized, m'lad,
that its just his brain a-whirr.
"Needle in a crowded stack
run a rabbit up a flume
putting up a flak attack
shooting down an ostrich plume
"Never tweak a tigers tail
itll make you want to smile
fire a rocket on a rail
brighten up your bathroom tile
"Whistle on down to Dixie
at the drive-in picture show
loving a girl named Pixie
with tinkerbells right below"
If anyone should spot him
he will only wink and nod
"Im really just a paynim
and this is my other bod."
You'd think him quite barking mad
up until you heard him purr;
but you've realized, m'lad,
that its just his brain a-whirr.
"Needle in a crowded stack
run a rabbit up a flume
putting up a flak attack
shooting down an ostrich plume
"Never tweak a tigers tail
itll make you want to smile
fire a rocket on a rail
brighten up your bathroom tile
"Whistle on down to Dixie
at the drive-in picture show
loving a girl named Pixie
with tinkerbells right below"
If anyone should spot him
he will only wink and nod
"Im really just a paynim
and this is my other bod."
