Life after marriage, my God what a shock,
as all i'm left with, is his smelly socks.
No more romantic nights on the town,
and what ever happened to my lovely white gown.
Sometimes if i'm lucky, i get a grunt or groan,
although most of the time, he sleeps eats and moans.
He said those words, till death us do part,
now all i him, is him belch and fart.
Sometimes i wonder why i got wed,
when on the 9th of September, i could have stayed in bed.
No more with my friends am i allowed to mingle,
i wish sometimes, i'd just stayed single.
2002Mandy Jayne Moon
as all i'm left with, is his smelly socks.
No more romantic nights on the town,
and what ever happened to my lovely white gown.
Sometimes if i'm lucky, i get a grunt or groan,
although most of the time, he sleeps eats and moans.
He said those words, till death us do part,
now all i him, is him belch and fart.
Sometimes i wonder why i got wed,
when on the 9th of September, i could have stayed in bed.
No more with my friends am i allowed to mingle,
i wish sometimes, i'd just stayed single.
2002Mandy Jayne Moon
